Quotes & Jokes #5 May 29
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. – Billie Burke, 1885-1970, American Actress
The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. – Socrates, 470-399 B.C., Greek Philosopher
Things may come to those who wait but only the things left by those who hustle. – Abraham Lincoln, 1809-1865, 16th President of the United States
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble. – George Washington, 1732-1799, 1st President of the United States
Don’t simply retire from something; have something to retire to. – Harry Emerson Fosdick, 1878-1969, American Clergyman
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck, 1927-1996, American Journalist/Author/Humorist
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. – Plato, 427-347 B.C., Greek Philosopher